March 2012
0 posts
February 2012
5 posts
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
January 2012
14 posts
Sure Thing
Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
caseyymichelleee:
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
B-Val on that Drake!
I'M BACK BITCHES!
One long Month.
December 2011
42 posts
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking... →
funniest10k:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
It's Time.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
It is stupid, yet so crazy that it isn’t.
Listen
When I tell a joke and someone I hate is listening
raindropsonredroses:
One of my bigger pet peeves is being nice to...
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What is this fuckery!! I'm done with my essay, but...
this english paper is a pain in the ass.
I like putting smiles on people's faces.
